Create-A-Card Competition

1L2D
1L3D
Vegan
Call nutcase
against meat: (Quick Hit)
15/10

1
Zero
Squirrel
Call rodent
Against monsters with "nut"
in their type:
(Touch of Death: 100%)
8/10

Firebolt
1
Cast spell
Target monster takes 13 damage.

3
Sweet Scent
cast spell
All monsters gain +17 life

3D
Fowl Scent
Cast spell
All monsters take 17 damage and gain type "chicken"

1
Tastes Like Chicken
cast spell
Target monster you control is dizzied and doesn't undizzy next turn, all chickens are destroyed and all other monsters each have a 25% chance of gaining type "chicken".

2G
3G
Eye of the Chicken
Create effect
All chickens have boss and focus

I think we've had enough posts/enough time has passed

also I think this idea is popular enough that it wont see a drop in activity for too long and could probably be split into it's own spinoff thread

soooo yeah
can you name a winner masa?

A spin off thread would be pretty cool.

zero
zero
ADHD
create mental disability
:dizzy: Target monster with focus is dizzied

I was actually planning on ending it and creating a new spin-off thread for this idea already. I was going to just name the next person to have amused me as the winner (nothing really stands out among the rest so far).

So, next card to make me lol while sticking to the rules (must beat the card posted above) wins.

1L
3L
Orb of Reiteration
Create source
Monsters with focus can not be dizzied by spells or abilities

1
2
Orb Annihilator
Call fat guy
Into play: munch all cards
with orb in its autonym.

*burp* Oh, pardon this
individual.
15/4

I was waiting for an opportunity for a card without fifth symbols B)

Yeah, you have not been doing that, have you? I was going to call you on it, but I figured that must have been another month, and you were just too lazy to change your sig.

3G
5G
World's smallest E
Create territory
All monsters without an e
in their type have attack
-X, where X is counter
G add 3 to counter
10

Hadn't had much to say that's not official-ish.

I was typing this way on that string about V-day cards, though.

2D
Burn! Burn!
cast spell
lose 50 life
destroy target effect
E

1L
Last Ditch Effort
Cast spell
In this resolve phase,
abilities and spells after
this one fail, gain 10 life

3D
Resistance Is Useless
Cast spell
In this resolve phase,
abilities and spells after
this one fail, and target player takes 10 damage.
speed: C

zero
Can't stop this
Failure: uncounter

5L
Speed of Light
Cast Spell
Target light monster gains +0/+20 and speed is set to A
S

7
Don't Drop The Soap
cast spell
Target monster takes 22 damage is dizzied and doesn't undizzy next turn
Do people get raped in holding?