Create-A-Card Competition

2L2D
YOU HAVE TO CUT THE ROPE
cast spell
30 life: cut the rope and target monster cannot be dizzied for the rest of the game
S

9
6
Lolipop
create candy
(Decoying)
Draw Phase: All lolis are tied up, gaining cannot attack/defend until the end of the round. Rope can no longer be cut.

3D
4D
Kinki loli
Call Loli Who's Into Bondage
draw phase: If Kinki Loli has both
can't attack and can't defend,
opponent takes 30 damage
30/30

2L
It's A Trap!
Cast spell
Target loli becomes a trap, or target trap gains +15/+15

5
Nomz.
Cast spell
Gain X life where X is
the total life of all food-based
monsters in play. Destroy
all food-based entities.


Oops, scratch this one. Enatai beat me to responding.

Um... Not that kind of loli.

Orrrrrrrr is it?
Oh wait.
No, you're right, not that kind of loli.

This is more what I was going for.NSFW SFW, more or less. But only if you notice that that's a thermometer she's got, and that it's measuring her temperature. that doesn't even make sense she's an ice fairy

Anyway,


4D
Hey kid, wanna ss
Cast spell
Target trap is dizzied and gains +30/30

(02-21-2011 12:36 AM)Bubbleman Wrote:  Um... Not that kind of loli.

Maybe it's not that kind of nomz?

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Okay, NOLDER would have won that hands down if "YOU HAVE TO CUT THE ROPE" was in response to "Lolipop" or "Kinki Loli". In response to "Don't Drop The Soap" I'm just not really sure what the connection is. wins!

Instead, LSN57 wins gets honourable mention with "Nomz" in response to "Kinki Loli" (or "It's a Trap", whichever way you swing).

And Nacho gets warned for not only posting an NSFW image, but for misleadingly labelling it as being SFW. While I'm not questioning your tastes (today), I am going to say that your perception of social norms is messed up if you consider that SFW. Please appropriately label your links.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that would have been my first win T__T

also, soap on a rope/you have to burn the rope
also also it rhymed

I CAN HAZ RETROACTIVE WIN NOW?!

Ok sure, you can has retroactive win. I knew about the game but not the soap in a rope thing. Not only am I amused, but I am informed, and can go into prison adequately prepared!

NOLDER takes the prize. Sorry LSN, better luck next time!

You can clearly see it measuring 27 degrees Celsius. That's a thermometer.

That's like arguing that swinging a baseball bat into someone's head isn't assault, and that it's actually sports. Or if you bury someone alive with a shovel, it's horticulture. And that doing these things are absolutely fine because the normal usage of the tools are acceptable uses.

The presence of a thermometer does not make it an SFW picture.

I had a card (LOLing loli) in mind, which would do a thing to trump its prior card (according to what that card was at that occasion), but also say "If you draw a card: if masa in is play, masa LOLs, concluding this round." but couldn't post it as I had work.

Alas.

It's taking her internal temperature, which is a perfectly valid use for a thermometer. If you're reading something dirty into that picture, it's because you're a pervert.

(02-21-2011 01:42 PM)Nacho Wrote:  It's taking her internal temperature, which is a perfectly valid use for a thermometer. If you're reading something dirty into that picture, it's because you're a pervert.

Hahahahaha! Okay that seriously made me laugh!

Nacho, um, I don't really know how else to say this, but... your doctor has been taking advantage of you. It's not normal for your doctor to insert ヴヴヴヴヴing "thermometers" into your body cavities.

I think you should probably find someone you trust, like a parent, and talk this over. It might be difficult but it's for the best - and you won't just be helping yourself, but who knows how many other innocents that your doctor may be taking advantage of.

If you'd prefer, I can probably look up some kind of helpline that you can call up anonymously, in case you're not comfortable with talking to someone you know about this right away.

gimme some Starcraft cards

not necessarily restricted to SC1
just the series in general

3
5
Starcraft: Ghost
Call unique stealth fps game
(Fleeting)
Cannot be undizzied
Destroyed: If Duke Nukem Forever
is in play, both players take
50 damage and discard a card
50/50

Basal thermometers can be used in any of the three major body cavities, mouth, anus, or vagina.

1
1
Zergling
Call zerg
Into play: If not a
token, create a copy
zergling in adjacent slot
12/5