Create-A-Card Competition

Team Plasma comes close, but Smeargle wins the contest. Urinal Cake gets an honourable mention for being (I hope) completely offtopic.

Though uh, he's not visited in like three weeks, so maybe someone could PM him if they want to speed things up.

Drat.

Well in the case that people are too lazy (like me!) to inform Ageatii that he needs to post the next contest, as second placer you get hijacking rights.

Hijacked!

Which is also the theme. Well, close enough. The theme is robbery in general.

Have at.

55
Playstation Network
Cast Spell
View all cards in target
player's hand and deck
and draw the top 5 cards.

4
Highway Robbery
Cast spell
Dizzy target attacking monster,
you steal 3 from its
owner

1
Megaman Hat
Attach equipment to monster
Cannot attach to thieves
Attached monster gains type
'thug' and can't gain type 'thief'
Attacks directly: Steal 1
from the opponent

6
3
Broccoli Raber
Call robber
Draw Phase: Your opponent takes 10 damage, this gains 10 life
Broccoli Raber takes 20 damage: You gain 30 life.
25/60

3
5
Woman
Call thief
222: Woman gets +20 life, 50% chance to steal 222 from the opponent.
I paid for everything else, might as well pay your mana cost, too.
20/20

13
zero
Rogue
Call not-quite-a-thief
Steal from target monster’s sac value
So you’re a thief, right?
Not quite!
30/25
And yeah, I know that’s probably not code-able, I just liked the idea.

17
2
Rapist
Call theif
Target monster loses ten attack, is dizzied, and doesn’t undizzy next turn; Rapist gains ten attack
Officer, stop that man, he just stole my virginity!
20/40

Sorry if that last one offends anyone. >_>

3
4
Monty
Call Unique Conman
Allying 7: Your monsters are put face down and moved randomly
28/28


1
2
Ponzy
Call Unique Conman
Ponzy gains +10+(Allying)/+10+(Allying)
End Turn: X% chance to destroy where X is how many times you use the ability +2(Allying)
13/13


Zero
Zero
Dona Pyrmidia
Call Unique Mobstress
Every time you sacrifice a monster with (Allying) +1 cnt

Destroyed: You gain per counter
12/3
0

Oh, darnit!

11
Kerpow!!
cast spell
Punch target player in
the face for 50 damage
and take 5


2
9/11
cast spell
Destroy target monster
you control and the opponent
effect across from it,
opponent draws a card
"Never forget!"


9
Corporate Bailout
create unique effect
If an entity you control is
destroyed and its cost is > 9 mana,
return it to hand and opponent
pays half the cost

(05-05-2011 11:30 AM)Bubbleman Wrote:  17
2
Rapist
Call theif
Target monster loses ten attack, is dizzied, and doesn’t undizzy next turn; Rapist gains ten attack
Officer, stop that man, he just stole my virginity!
20/40

Shouldn't it only be able to target any specific monster once then?

6
7
Income Tax
Create tax system
Opponent's generation
is lowered by 50%
(min ) and you gain
the mana lost unless
they fill out form 3615-B.2

15 15 15
Annual draft.

both players discard their hands, and discard their libraries, Obliterate all monsters and effects in play, set location to plains, set life at 300, and set mana to zero. they then choose a random deck from all decks being used as a primary deck by all registered players who have played in the last 6 months, and continue play with that deck.
Draw 5 cards.



Good Luck!

What, not reset to ?

6
zero
Bodysnatcher
Call thief horror
This monster and the target monster swap activated abilities and card names, and the target monster gains the "thief" type and is dizzied. Then, if the target monster belongs to your opponent, swap ownership of both monsters.
0/15

"Don't look into its eyes...or you'll soon be looking out of them."

7G
10G
Aladdin
Call unique Prince
Ability immune
Attacks directly: Opponent
loses 25 life, you gain 25 life
20/59

7D 3G
zero
Sadira
Call unique sand witch
Switch control
of target monster and Sadira,
Sadira loses this ability
40/30

5 55
Spell
Impossible Theft
(Requires a thief monster in play)
Put "Its Gone!" token in target empty creature, effect, or mod slot.
"The soulful tunes of this accordion inspire you to new heights of thievery you never thought possible. Forget the Mona Lisa, you've got your eye on the Sistine Chapel ceiling"
—Kingdom of Loathing, description of Squeezebox of the Ages


Its Gone!
Call Missing game slot
Can't be bounced
Can't be destroyed
Can't be obliterated
Boss
Spell immune
Can't be Sacrificed
Ability Immune
Can't change slots
Can't be modified
Can't be Transformed
If it would be removed from play for any reason it returns to play in the same slot.

Boss -and- can't be destroyed. That's some protection!

I like how it can be sacrificed though.

(05-15-2011 05:40 PM)Jessica Stryker Wrote:  I like how it can be sacrificed though.

I don't know what you are talking about.