Phase 11: Cold Welcome; Part 1: Toronto Chainsaw Massacre

That's a big chainsaw.

Lessee, he's suggesting that he's only 80% of an ass-kicking. So the exchange rate is 1.25:1 in USD favor?

And the intentional edit for this hopeful black and white comic version coming?

Wait, I don't get it. Where is he?

Canada? Europe? All I know is he's definitely not in Australia.

He was in Canada last we saw him. I'm more interested in what he's going to do without his gun, since I can't imagine Teracorp sending it to the prison with him.

Where?

Antihero for Hire is a work of fiction, Andriex.

Oooooooh.

Le Français est grand!

(01-08-2010 02:13 AM)Wanderer Wrote:  He was in Canadia last we saw him. I'm more interested in what he's going to do without his gun, since I can't imagine Teracorp sending it to the prison with him.

Well you'd have thought he wouldn't be sent with his trenchcoat (in fact he specifically wasn't, his last story arc revolved entirely around his new attire), yet he seems to be wearing it here!

He could probably cope with a normal gun for however long it takes for him to retrieve The Silver Arrow.

The cover of an issue of a comic book often has the character in their regular attire even if they're not in it for the entire book, remember.

Also: where's he going to get a gun in Canada?

Isn't there a moose-hunting supply depot?

Seriously, based on the way comic book covers work I'm surprised it's not a shot of Shadehawk forcing Wrench to dig her own grave at gun point. Or a shot of Wolverine leaping.

And where does he find the gun? I guess the Underdark, maybe as a reward for collecting eight moose pelts. It's Canada, reality's rules do not apply.

Right, no guns? I suppose he can get himself an attack raptor instead.

I'd trust the Canadian government not to have rabid raptors around long. Then again...

Zip grappler = weapon.

We haven't confirmed Logdriver is the villain of this chapter, have we? So far Dechs is the acting criminal with this update.

So apparantly, talking is a free action.

I said it in IRC and I'll say it here...

Trees need to be used as projectile weapons more often.

Yea, but there's more to projectile trees than just hurling any ol' spruce or oak, you have to find the right tree to hurl at your opponent. Unfortunately, given the random and often chaotic nature of, erm, nature, finding that perfect projectile tree is difficult.
If by chance you do, part of you doesn't want to because you know once you throw it, it won't be the perfect projectile tree anymore; it'll just be so much more timber littering the landscape.

Nah, tree tossin's all about that perfect landing.