Phase 11: Cold Welcome; Part 1: Toronto Chainsaw Massacre

They're either sculptures or plushies.

Perhaps they've since designed guard raptors that attack thieves and other trespassers?

*NightWind* Wrote:They're either sculptures or plushies.

...Vicious attack plushies? ...Where can I get one?

Neopets.

A superhero riding a velociraptor, swinging a chainsaw, fighting a giant tree-throwing sasquatch-man-thing in Canada. ...Yeah.

(01-31-2010 12:52 PM)Milo Wrote:  

*NightWind* Wrote:They're either sculptures or plushies.

...Vicious attack plushies? ...Where can I get one?

Look through my crystal ball...

I logged in for the first time in.. I dunno, years?

To speak thus.

Superhero riding a velociraptor with a chainsaw.

MOST EPIC PANEL EVER.

(02-01-2010 01:50 AM)Wanderer Wrote:  A superhero riding a velociraptor, swinging a chainsaw, fighting a giant tree-throwing sasquatch-man-thing in Canada. ...Yeah.

You're new to AFH, aren't you? I see nothing wrong with that within the context of this series...

Let us hope the velociraptor has been modified so that it isn't cold blooded.

Actually, velociraptors almost certainly weren't coldblooded, since they're very close relatives of birds. Of course, the real thing had feathers (and was considerably smaller), so whatever that dinosaur is, it isn't a velociraptor. Though it might still be warm-blooded. No-one is really sure just how far back that development goes.

So that's what happens when I'm to lazy to wiki.

A scrapped thought was that it was a human inside a dino suit. Or a giant jerboa with green skin. It's angry because its ears got lopped off (no pun intended).

The canadians bred the feathers out so that they were more impressive looking.

*pop*
That was the sound of a plot hole shutting.

Judging from the impressions here, the Canadians did a good job.

Canadia has always stood out in building raptors. It brings in a lot of cash for Canadia.

Badass and chainsaw sold individually.

Canada just made the raptor and chainsaw. It took an American to make it bad ass. You just remember that.

Despite how cool I find the most recent comics, it is only the second best velociraptor related superhero image drawn by webrunner.

A good point. But... A canadian made SH... so... hmmm...

Also, that is also badass! But I think SH's still wins.

masa: okay, this is actually kinda boring now... bah. You probably know what to do by now anyway...

Canada only exists in fiction.

Next you'll want to vacation in Candyland.

Bugle/Jael Wrote:Canadia

Hmm? There is no E in "Canada".

(02-02-2010 10:34 PM)sXeAndriex Wrote:  Canada just made the raptor and chainsaw. It took an American to make it bad ass. You just remember that.

And an Australian to make it dangerous.