Laying Nate/George to Rest

Alright, debate for this card just will not die. Such being the case, I'm going to try going about this differently.

There are a lot of ideas for this card; BUT, just as a bare minimum change, can we agree to milling the top card of the deck per use? There might be a change that you'd like better or that might make more sense to you, but just as a minimum ground, can we at least form consensus around this change? If we don't agree on SOMETHING, N/G will never get even one of the desired changes.