Create-A-Card Competition

Mysterious Priest
2525
Zero
(Fleeting 50%)
Destroyed: Remove from game, 20% chance of returning to play during draw phase.
Destroy opponants non-lord dragons, opponants other monsters take 25 damage.
"Why! I'm Xellos the Mysterious Wandering Priest!"
"You bought that, oh good!"
100/100

Alternate quote: "It's a sec-ret!

Hidden ability: When there is a female mage in play, -10 & cost. When there is a gravitron sword in play, -5 &

Unlock conditions: Must have a graviton sword in play in the slot above a female mage. The female mage monster must destroy a dark lord or eternal that has been spiked by the graviton sword during the same combat.

Frankly-couldn't resist ^.^

Now... more seriously... maybe...

Spacial Anomaly
1010
Move to location

Good question.

"Captain, its a spacial anomaly?!"

Hidden effects:
Draw phase:
10%: all monsters have a 10% chance of being obliterated.
10%: all entities are undizzied and gain do not undizzy next turn.
10%: all effects have a 10% chance of being obliterated.
10%: both players have a equal chance of doubling or halfing their mana.
10%: both players draw/discard 2 to -2 cards
15%: both players switch hands for one round
15%: all monsters gain/lose 5 to -5 tokens, and 50 to -50 life and attack.
20%: both players skip a turn
End Phase:
10%: all monsters are dissied and healed
10%: all effects are destroyed
10%: all non-unique monsters are destroyed
10%: all cards are spiked
10%: both players gain/lose 50 to -50 life
15%: all unique entities are dissed and do not undizzy next turn.
15%: both players shuffle their graveyard into their deck, and then discard as many cards from their deck as were in their graveyard.
20%: every monster gains a random status effect, equal chance for any.
Attack Phase: 5% chance either player gains a Invisible Horror from Beyond the Stars that is undizzied and has fleeting.

Unlock conditions: Have a captain, one space ship, two officers, and an ensign in play, alteast one of these must have a personal transporter. All five monsters must take enough damage that they would all have been destroyed, and are saved by ensigns ability, while stellar distances or dark quadrant is present.

Waaait-Ive got one other reference to make akin to my first one... damnit.

Lost Ship
1515
55
(Cannot be dizzied)
Destroy target non unique monster. Can only be used once per turn.
Gains +30/+30 when a unique captain is in play.
End turn: Gains +20 life until end of turn.
70/70


Unlock conditions: Stellar distances is in play, character controls an unique captain and atleast one space ship. Plays ancient legends, and during the same turn, all ships player controls die and captain is damaged, and undizzy.

^.^ okay, so... two of these... and the other ones rather...long... ^.^ ah well. Its fun regardless.