Create-A-Card Competition

Oh boy, oh boy.
(Constant life): when damaged (or its life increases), if not killed, does not take damage (nor does it gain the damage status).  It can also be destroyed via destroy effects, and its life can still be lowered (and raised) via mods because technically the base life remains the same.  Kinda like getting +(current life) life until end of turn, but resets every damage and cannot be stacked like life until end of turn can be.

7
6
The wall
Call wall
(Lifebar)(Constant life)
If The wall's attack changes,
destroy The wall.
"It is just like knocking one's
head against the wall."
0/2
Edit: reduced cost thanks to a comment.
And for those unfamiliar with the meaning of the quote, I took it from http://books.google.com/books?id=4i_1gqf...#PPA515,M1

15
9
Lifechanger paladin
Create
Target monster gets
(constant life) until end of turn.
"There's no such thing as
constant life." -masamunemaniac

Not meaning to pick on him or anything, but that's just my favorite attribute.
Oh, and once again, a citation: http://cmcforums.mrx.ca:8000/showthread....#pid170139


Zero
Nurse
Call animal ****
(Quick Summon)(Constant Life)
All monsters with second
life change to constant life, and
vice versa.
"Never trust doctors: they one
thing heal, another kill."
16/16  

A quote my mother used to say.

5
Water
Cast spell
Target monster takes 7 damage
5 times.
"Water shapes even a stone."


Doesn't use (constant life) except its utility with (lifebar) monsters would be mitigated by the (constant life) monsters.  Otherwise comparable to Laser, but is light since MMW is the only current light damage spell.