Create-A-Card Competition

I have an idea, but it's one so utterly incomprehensible that it seems to take up at least 8 lines for me to explain the basics.

(Infected): During the Draw Phase, an Infected monster gains 1 Infection counter, then takes damage equal to the number of those counters that it has, then all cards adjacent to Infected cards gain an Infection counter. An effect with more Infection counters than its total cost is destroyed at the end of the turn. If a full row (for example, of effects) or one full column is empty, then the two rows/columns adjacent to that count as being adjacent to each other for the purposes of this rule.

Factory Sludge
2
2
Call Slime
(Infected)
20/10

Pollution Factory
5
Zero
Create Factory
(Infected)
If Pollution Factory is destroyed by having five Infection counters on it, gain twice its cost in .
"My Pollution factory will make me rich! ...somehow."

Chemical Dump
1
Zero
Create Deadly Chemicals
(Infected)
If there are no Chemical Dump cards on your side of the field, Chemical Dump costs 7 to play.
Into Play: If room, moves to a random empty effect slot your opponent controls.