Create-A-Card Competition

It's too bad Bobobo ended like that. Right when it was getting good. And now I present you with the most complex card ever imagined.


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Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo
create unique hero
Wild Card
: Super Fist of the Nose Hair!!!
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(Super Fist of the Nose Hair!!! has an equal chance of healing all monsters and creating Ugly Socks in all empty effect slots. afterwords, Super Fist of the Nose Hair!!! deals between 0 and 87 damage to each other monster, with a 4.5% chance of dealing 7 damage, 8.773% chance of 32 damage, 9.11023% chance of 28 damage, 0.9934% chance of 87 damage, 23.9% chance of 13 damage, and .37% chance of any other number. All monsters then have a chance equal to there mana cost devided by there life multiplied by the square root of there attack of being replaced with whatever symbiotic creature you would get from merging a 0/0 symbiote with him, then each monster gets a random statis effect, with a 12.16% chance of spell immune, 3.28% chance of unsacable, 1.29% chance of ability immune, 3.45% chance of fleating, 8.19% chance of face down, .003% chance of lifebar, 7.215% chance of quick hit, 2.98% chance of Boss, 16.33% chance of decoying, 7.77% chance of entrenching, 10.13% chance of poison, 10.225% of burn, and 16.887% chance of invisable attack. Each monster then has an additional 34.56923% chance of gaining has some cake. You then gain life equal to the cubed root of the total mana cost of all monsters in your hand devided by the total cost of all monsters in your graveyard devided by the total cost of the monsters in your opponent's grave + the total cost of all the effects in both graves, and your opponent looses dark mana equal to the amount of life you gained devided by the number of cards in your hand - your light mana and gains grey mana equal to the number of cards in both graveyards minus the number of cards in both decks. all monsters attack and life are averaged, then there attack is devided by the log of there mana cost, and there life multiplied by the ln of there attack. If the location is Aeon Weapon, draw cards equal to the number of cards in your opponent's deck devided by the number of cards on the field and in both players hands and discard cards equal to the number of cards in your opponent's hand. fill all empty monster slots with Shells. Bobobo's speed is changed to a random letter from to . There is a .9826394723% chance that you loose and a .2078457% chance that you win)

Hey, if you could understand it, it wouldn't be Bobobo, now would it?