Create-A-Card Competition

Okay, so I had an idea.

Zero

LAST TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!
cast spell
Discard a card, lose X life:
The exact effect of the last spell you played is copied and put
on to resolve. X is that spell's total mana cost * 3
"Last time on DRAGONBALL Z! Goku punched Vegeta"
"Why are they putting something so trivial in the recap"
"I think that's all that happened last episode."


How this would work is, say, you played reclam on the effect in the opponent's monster slot 3 and that was the last thing you did. Now they play another monster in that exact same slot. This spell plays reclam on that slot again. In situations like that, it's rarely useful and probably undercosted, but say you just did 150 damage to your opponent with feedback. This card does 150 damage to them again and makes them lose all of the mana they lost last time (if they managed to gain more between then and now). The spells effect resolves at the same speed that the spell would normally, so you can still be countered in both of these situations, it's just LAST TIME that cannot be countered.

Also, since this only copies the effect, you can use LAST TIME to cast spells with failure effects that won't have a failure effect (so you could cast an arm breaker that, if countered, wouldn't cause uncountering).

Zero

NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!
cast spell
The topmost spell in your deck is put on the resolve stack,
you lose mana equal to its casting cost. That spell is put on the bottom of your
deck. (Failure: removes the top five cards from your deck)
"NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z! Goku finishes charging his Kamehameha, and...
...IT MISSES?"
"Why do I even watch this show? I should just watch the previews and recaps."


So this spell seems mostly useless, but... Not quite. Say you make a deck of 30 NEXT TIME, some strong gmana gen (non-spells), and one kerpow. Basically, you can keep playing that single kerpow as many times as you need (since NEXT TIME has no casting cost, if it uses another NEXT TIME you'll lose no mana and you'll be able to cast Kerpow as many times as you need just so long as you don't draw it before getting your first 9 mana.)

If these spells need a target, you get to choose what the target is before you put it on the stack.