Create-A-Card Competition

A disease is an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs bodily functions,[1] associated with specific symptoms and signs.[2][3]

In human beings, "disease" is often used more broadly to refer to any condition that causes discomfort, dysfunction, distress, social problems, and/or death to the person afflicted, or similar problems for those in contact with the person. In this broader sense, it sometimes includes injuries, disabilities, disorders, syndromes, infections, isolated symptoms, deviant behaviors, and atypical variations of structure and function, while in other contexts and for other purposes these may be considered distinguishable categories.

                                               - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disease

with all that said, here is the 1st card i thought of after reading:

Flood
444
Potato Alien Modifier

Attach to Own
Equipped monster gains Target monster you control gains a Flood attached
Draw Phase:Equipped monster gains +10/+10
Hidden: If equipped monster has lifebar, it gains +11/+0 instead



While many diseases are biological processes with observable alterations of organ function or structure, others primarily involve alterations of behavior.

Same wiki page... with this said, here is my only other submission...:

Crazy-Madness
4
Zero
Call unique mad madness (yes this is defenitely a miscelanious cmc wiki category application)
1/1
Entrenching
, destroy all other monsters you control: All enemy monsters are dizzied and dizzy locked



im not sure, i dont have card making experience, but id say Flood is ok (yes i based myself on Halo, not particularly from the game, but from the Halo Graphic Novel, Bungie's 5th comic tough the other 4 are erm... almost entirely unknown by our comic-ignoring society), and that Crazy Madness would have to be Rarity 100 or something like that, and would be about 10-15k market value since itd be so easy to make a Boss non-TDQ deck with it...

then again, webrunner doesn't create our cards, tough i am suspicious he could even if just subconsciously get inspired by reading our entries. Thing im not even sure he does. I know you have wiki open, search the defenition of suspicious while you are at it. You are bound to find that it includes the one who suspects to not be entirely certain of what he says.

oh, and if i am chosen, please C-Mail me cause i only stopped by this because i added this to Favorites. why? cause i was enjoying the sea-related cards. i would give 10k points to someone if that person actually got the fish-eating-smaller-mana-costing-fish-cards to exist!!
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