Create-A-Card Competition

Dream
101010
cast spell
Randomize Everything
"last night, there was this
lowly slime, but it was dark
and a 99/99!"

everything being the card data, including, the image, colour(s), att/def (set randomly between the highest and lowest on the field of each stat), statuses (each entity has a 25% chance or so of gaining any status effects on any entities on the field already), mana/sac cost (randomly set between 1 and 10 (of each maybe?), and if possible, also affects cards in each players hand similarly.

oh yeah, and it could randomly adjust mana totals and life totals too. not sure what sort of formula you'd want to use for that though...