Create-A-Card Competition

I decided to make a series, if that's okay.

Orville of the East
7
8
Call unique bard
(can't attack)
(entrenching)
3: 75% chance target monster without entrenching is shuffled back into its owner's deck
10/10

Tria of the South
7
8
Call unique bard
3: 50% chance all opponent's monsters get -25%/+10%
40/50

Donte of the West
4
5
Call unique bard
: Dizzy target effect
30/44

Darryl of the North
5
6
Call unique bard
All bards whose attack + life does not add up to more than 20 gain Second Life.
:Merge: Darryl of the North + Donte of the West + Tria of the South + Orville of the East
40/40

Douglas of the Infinite
None
None
Call unique bard god
All effects cost 222 less to play. All locations are free for the player who controls Douglas of the Infinite.
100/80

My first try... not so pleased with them, but I'll give it a shot.