Create-A-Card Competition

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"Splash Attack!"
Cast Spell
Dizzy target undizzy monster under your control and put Splash Attack on top of your opponent's deck rather than in your graveyard.


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"It's over nine thousaaand!"
If your total mana, your opponent's total mana, your life, your opponent's life, or the combined attack and life of any monster in play(including temporary increases) is higher than 9000, scream this spell's name at your opponent: he or she has an aneurism, and you win the game.



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