Create-A-Card Competition

Zero
BRB McDonalds
Cast Spell
Go AFK and strand your opponent forever, thus winning the game.


Zero
Spleen of the Cards
Attach Modifier to monster
Attached monster topdecks like mad.
(Note: you are not attached monster)

Zero
Nerf Lowly Slime
Cast Spell
All Lowly Slimes are 1/1s, gain (Fleeting) and "when destroyed, you lose the game"


Zero
Lazy masa is Lazy
Cast Spell
Delay all participation cards from coming out by one month.