Captain Crap

So, what, next turn you have two light monsters out, and it loses stats?

Given that it we wouldn't want it to be a hidden ability, would we track it with counters each turn? Then we'd have to write out how the ability works rather than writing it as simply as you'd put it, due to interactions with other cards (like Gem Necklace, though that'd result in stat decreases, but eh you never know).

Also, Miasma Factory.