The CMC Pokèmon League

When I called dibs on Eeveelutions I was told "no" and then "not yet", so don't expect to see me as one of the first Gym Leaders at least.

Also, while with Shoddy/Smogon/whatever you can't "cheat", I'm pretty sure that some people would call having a team of six pokémon with all max IVs, beneficial natures, abilities and a load of egg/TM moves as "cheating", even though it's technically possible to get them all legally (just like it's technically possible, if you buy enough lottery tickets, to get six jackpot winners).