Create-A-Card Competition

Gaia Online
222
111
Create unique scum of the internet
Destroy target meme.


Pool's Closed
3
Cast spell
Target entity does not undizzy
next turn.


Just a Weather Balloon
63
Cast spell
All of your face down monsters
gain (entrenching), all of your
face down effects gain (spell immune)


SHOOP DA WOOP
44
Cast spell
Target monster or
player takes 60 damage,
can not be cast if another
copy of this card is in your
graveyard.
"God this meme isn't even fucking
funny anymore."


IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR
11
Cast spell
Send any copies of SHOOP
DA WOOP to the bottom of
your deck, shuffle deck.
"Seriously. Knock it off.
It's just stupid now."


Goatse
9
9
Call unique internet meme
Immune to the effects of
Gaia Online.
Break the rules
of DarkLordAlister's C-A-C
competition, also target
player takes 50 damage.
0/55

zero
zero
The Game
cast spell
You lose

333
1
IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Create effect
Destroy target artifact;
each player sees the
top three cards of their
opponent's decks

(Hidden: Draw Phase & End Turn: 9% chance to change the speed of this effect)

12
7
Pedobear
Call unique bear
Create CP in target slot
80/60

zero
zero
CP

Call unique captain

"You were expecting something else?"
70/70

I honestly expected more submissions but that's ok. I will judge tomorrow if possible. Last minute entries are welcome. Good Luck to all =D

If you guys don't get to certain memes I will....

Sauce?
4
Cast spell
Target monster is returned to its owner's hand

The Smooze
3
1
Call Slime
Draw phase: If less than
15 attack, set to 15
Attack set to 75%,
life set to 50%, create a
copy The Smooze in target slot
"You Can't Stop Me"
15/30

WE HAVE A (first time) WINNER !!!

Bridget's
*cough*
Jessica Stryker's*cough*

(10-14-2009 11:43 AM)Bridget Wrote:  The Smooze
3
1
Call Slime
Draw phase: If less than
15 attack, set to 15
Attack set to 75%,
life set to 50%, create a
copy The Smooze in target slot
"You Can't Stop Me"
15/30

Honorable mentions :

(10-07-2009 07:42 PM)Mireille Wrote:  2
3
Ceiling Cat
Call cat
Reveal target player's
hand, also replace their
avatar with webcam feed
ceiling cat is watching
you masterbate
20/20

(10-12-2009 11:17 PM)Lilum Wrote:  12
7
Pedobear
Call unique bear
Create CP in target slot
80/60

zero
zero
CP

Call unique captain

"You were expecting something else?"
70/70

(10-07-2009 11:18 PM)Freakazoid Wrote:  333
1
IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Create effect
Destroy target artifact;
each player sees the
top three cards of their
opponent's decks

(Hidden: Draw Phase & End Turn: 9% chance to change the speed of this effect)

AND meme's I looked forward to seeing but didn't
click the dots in my previous reply

32
Melon Cat
Call Unique Cat Overlord
Into play: Does not undizzy
next turn (Cannot be undizzied)
Destroy all other leaders
?/1

"Leaders" encompasses :(Generals,eternals,
lords, gods, unique followers)
(Attack is equal to attacking monster's
default life - 1, if attacking monster
has lifebar,
it takes no damage but is instead
poisoned for 2 rounds)

5
Lolruses
cast spell
Bottom two Mana Buckets,
Magic Skulls,or Magic orbs
are put on top, draw 2 cards.
If a Sporkman is below them,
it is put on top, and no cards are drawn.



10 10 10
Ice Cream and Cake
Create effect

Take control of target
cake effect or cake monster if you
have room, if not draw a card.



333
Rick Roll
Cast spell
Target player is redirected
to Rick Astley's " Never Gonna
give you up "
after casting, the player who
cast this loses.


CONGRATULATIONS BRIDGET!!!

and yes, I'm gay for him.

That was unexpected. Apparently even card competitions can't stop the smooze.

I'm sure you saw this one coming from a mile away, but I want to see cards of the "Maiden" type or Maiden synergy.

I don't care about your rules. These entertain me more.

---

4
Maiden
cast spell
Destroy target dizzy locked monster


7
Iron Maiden
Attach modifier
Monster does not undizzy as normal
Draw Phase: Monster takes five damage

4
5
Maiden
call eligible peasant
Dizzy attacking male creature
"Oi, piss off y' cunt. Say I'in look like that again an I'll do right more'n kick em."
30/30

Perhaps a Bridget card? =o

7
Suitor
call unique gentleman suitor
"The pleasure is mine,mademoiselle"
If any maidens are in play,
they gain entrenching.
If owner controls a maiden,
Suitor gains +5/+10 each turn.
20/80

18
Wedding Ring
Create unique effect
Destroy wedding ring,
Target gentleman gains +99/+99 is
dizzied, and does not undizzy next
turn.Failure: Suitor is obliterated and
owner loses life equal to suitor's.


4
Handkerchief
attach modifier to maiden
Maiden gains 0/+30 every time a gentleman
comes into play.

24
INDEPENDENT!
cast spell
Target monster takes damage equal
to the number of maidens in play * 20.
All maidens cannot defend, gain ability
immune and 10 attack.


6
Romance Novel
create effect
Target maiden,princess,
paladin,sister, or elf gets -10/+20.
Target:hero,villian,horror,ghost,
antihero,pirate,thief,superhero,
skeleton, or scientist loses -20/-10.


333
Dowry
cast spell
Gain 7 mana of each color if a maiden is in play.

4
5
Stone Maiden
Call maiden
All maidens take 90% damage
20/40

5
6
Bronze Maiden
Call maiden
All maidens take 80% damage
30/40

7
8
Iron Maiden
call maiden
All maidens take 70% damage
40/50

10
13
Platinum Maiden
Call unique maiden
All maidens gain focus
65/65

Sabbath
6
7
Call unique sabbath
On attacking: All
maidens do not undizzy
next turn.
55/40

Nunery
12
Location
On start turn, all
male creatures have
50% chance to dizzy.
"Won't you stay the night?"

Quick question Jess, were you expecting cards based around some sort of band, or virginal girls?

Either one is fine.

Although...

4
Bring your daughter... to the slaughter

Cast spell
Destroy target maiden

Gonna put a deadline up for this Wednesday night sometime. Hoping to see some last minute entries.

Be Quick or be Dead
7
Move to Location
Any monster that comes into
play dizzy takes 25 damage.

Fear of the Dark
4
Zero
Create unique effect
If location is dark and not
grey or light, your monsters
come into play face down.

Die With Your Boots On
33
Attach modifier to own monster
On attack: Destroy and inflict
damage equal to monster's attack
to opponent's life after combat
damage.

2 Minutes to Midnight
5
Zero
Create unique effect
End turn: Add a counter
Draw phase: If count = 2,
destroy this and all dark
monsters gain (Entrenching)

Powerslave
8
Cast spell
Target monster with
attack =>50 is destroyed.