Create-A-Card Competition

10
12
Winnie the Pooh
Call unique bear
Share some honey
Pooh and target monster are
dizzied and do not undizzy
next draw phase
60/87

yo noodle
can we get a winner?

7
8
Sgt. Donowitz
Call unique bear jew
Sgt. Donowitz always deals 100%
damage to all monsters, and ignores
all effects and abilities that reduce damage
(including life bar and DLG:X%)
60/50

masa wins.

And not my sports related cards?

Alright, new topic: Fantasy card balancing. Rebalance an existing card with a completely new ability.

• It should stick to the flavour of the card (as flavour is priority)
• You should be able to look at it and know for certain that it could never actually pass as a real balance change
• It should solve whatever balance problems the card has (these don't have to be real problems, I don't want to see actual balance arguments in here)

67
44
CN-20 Catapult
Call Weapon
(Quick Hit)
CN-20 Catapult has zero
attack when on defense
When this destroys a monster it doesn't undizzy the next turn
89/75

gotta LOAD the cannon right?

also defense is apparently spelled wrong on the card >_>

22
33
Mad Tinkerer
Call mad scientist

Return target
Generator you control to
your hand: Gain 1 2 and
Mad Tinkerer's attack doubles
7/35

4 5
5 5
Wormhole Striker
Call space ship
(Face Down)
(Speed Summon)
Cannot be dizzied
Move to target slot
60/10

56
321
masa
Call unique scientist mage
(Second life: Discard a card)
Can't be dizzied
Can't be destroyed
2 All loli creatures
flee from your opponent's deck
in abject terror
61/46

7
8
Sheena
Call unique npc hero
"(DLG Damage: 0%)
(Ability/Spell Immune)
Sheena has zero attack
2 Transform into
Maid Sheena, life = cnt
"
0/1

7
8
Sheena
Call unique robot hero mage
"(Lifebar)
Transform back,
10% chance to destroy
all enemy non-unique
monsters
"
60/4

Maid Sheena is quite obviously a robotic magical girl maid, and everyone knows magical girl stock footage transformation sequences take forever to do (seriously, she takes over 20 seconds her first time).

4
7
Honor Burrower
Call horror
Discarded:Gain 2
Some pointless ability that will always be terrible
20/35

Maxima Termis:
25 25 25
Zero
Call Unique Eternal
Cannot leave field while face up, even if HP is < 0
150/150

Evil Pants:
2
2
Call pants
Ardam does not undizzy during players' Draw Phase and cannot be undizzied
Ardam HATED these
29/11

Toss a Vase:
2
Cast Spell
Rob opponent's house. Steal X*25 points from opponent's winnings when game is over, where X is between 0 and 3.

City Bus:
Zero
Zero
Call Summon Bus
(Speed summon)
(Fleeting)
(If you control Khrima: Touch of death: 100%)

Mana Furnace
3
4
Create effect
Lose all ,
target monster takes mana lost*4 in
damage and is burned.


Magnetic Wipe
Zero
Cast spell
Discard a card: Dizzy target
entity, does not undizzy
next turn if it is a robot.


Rust Dragon
55
Zero
Call robot dragon
Draw phase: Loses
20 attack.
115/75

Skeletal Chimera
5
7
Call skeleton horror
1 Destroy
target skeleton, Skeletal Chimera
gains +15/+0.
0/40

5
7
Holy Conjurer
Call cleric mage
10: Create I-Angel with
Speed Summon and
Fleeting in target slot
20/50

5
7
Holy Banisher
Call cleric
obliterate all tokens
30/55

Holy Banisher, thy name is Clickwar.

No speeds?

11
zero
Norlaan
Call unique Necromancer follower
Whenever a nonskeleton
monster dies and you
have space a 30/11
skeleton is created
All skeletons get +10 attack
66/60

Robot Duplicate
7
None
Call robot doppelganger
Comes into play: swap places with monster in opposite slot. Attack, life, type, colour, name, cost, and sac set to that monster's.
1/1

Useful for stealing a monster with useful abilities while still leaving them with something... almost as good.

Right, let's call this closed on Christmas day, or at some other arbitrary point when someone bugs me to pick a winner.

Silence
22
Cast spell
All spells on
the stack that
resolve after this one
fail. (Failure: Uncounter)

222
Triumphant Standard
Attach trophy to monster
If you have more life than
your opponent, equipped
monster gets Spell/Ability immune
and Second Life