Create-A-Card Competition

Gary Fucking Oak doesn't need any stats because he's Gary Motherfucking Oak.

Goatse
2
Zero
Create trap
(Face Down)
When turned face up,
you win the game.

(09-27-2010 09:04 PM)Bubbleman Wrote:  Gary Fucking Oak doesn't need any stats because he's Gary Motherfucking Oak.

No, he doesn't need any stats because it's against the rules for trainers to fight in battles.

"Screw the rules, I've got eight motherfucking Kanto badges!"

(09-28-2010 11:29 AM)masamunemaniac Wrote:  "Screw the rules, I've got eight motherfucking Kanto badges!"

Too bad Gary Fucking Oak has 10.

zero
"Splash Attack!"
Cast Spell
Dizzy target undizzy monster under your control and put Splash Attack on top of your opponent's deck rather than in your graveyard.


zero
"It's over nine thousaaand!"
If your total mana, your opponent's total mana, your life, your opponent's life, or the combined attack and life of any monster in play(including temporary increases) is higher than 9000, scream this spell's name at your opponent: he or she has an aneurism, and you win the game.



And believe it or not that's all the internet memes I can bring to mind.

9
Rule 34
Cast spell
All enemy monsters have a 60% chance to recoil in horror, else they fap.
(Hidden: If a creature recoils, it gains Can't Attack and Can't Defend for 1 turn. If it faps, it is dizzy-locked.)

6
8
President Madagascar
summon unique president
(Entrenching)
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING!:
If any other entity is damaged, poisoned, spiked, or burnt, all entities other than President Madagascar are dizzied and do not undizzy next turn.
30/55


I can think of other memes, though I'm not sure what to do with most of them.

zero
Imma Chargin' Mah Lazer
Create device
Into Play: All remaining cards in your deck become Lasers.
Laser deals 60 damage instead of 40.

3
zero
Boxy
Call box
End turn: Boxy dies
50/75

what, no double rainbow altar, guys?

4
5
Bridget
Call unique trap
Target attacking
monster attacks
Bridget instead
(If free to defend)
Everyone's gay for Bridget
30/35

Bridget (aka. Hitodama)?

Bridget

a.k.a the guy I was for halloween last year.

proof she's a dude

Oh really? I do have a picture of me on this forum somewhere.

(10-05-2010 05:40 PM)BOULDER Wrote:  Bridget

I know. He had it as "attacks Hitodama" instead of "attacks Bridget" at first.

Hell, I'll do it.

Double Rainbow Altar

666
666
Create effect:
Generates 222
"It's starting to look
like a triple rainbow altar"

1
7000 on Remembrance

Cast spell
Counter and permanently
take ownership of any
Remembrances on the
stack, then pay opponent
7k points for each copy

Zero
BRB McDonalds
Cast Spell
Go AFK and strand your opponent forever, thus winning the game.


Zero
Spleen of the Cards
Attach Modifier to monster
Attached monster topdecks like mad.
(Note: you are not attached monster)

Zero
Nerf Lowly Slime
Cast Spell
All Lowly Slimes are 1/1s, gain (Fleeting) and "when destroyed, you lose the game"


Zero
Lazy masa is Lazy
Cast Spell
Delay all participation cards from coming out by one month.

111
Maybe Make It Unique
Cast Spell
40% chance target
entity becomes Unique,
draw a card