Interlude Phase: VS: Jack Beats Queen.

Gratuitous nudity only counts when it's female. My biggest disappointment in X-Men Origins: Wolverine was that the only nudity (that was promised in the rating box) was Hugh Jackman's butt. I was hoping for at least a female butt, if not some boobage.
Moar gratuitous female nudity! If the chicks don't like it, then they need to become bi.
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Wait! That came out waaaay more sexist than I meant it.