WINNERS - COME CHOOSE YOUR PRIZE :D (CAT NAMING CONTEST)

My educated guess at what you will receive:

• A download code for 'Break Stuff' by Limp Bizkit (inscribed onto a piece of bark that has been chainsawed by an actual Canadian^*)
• A glass of water with special Ominous Shakingâ„¢ action (to warn of impending dinosaur attacks)
• A first series ROM chip for the arcade game Joust (that still retains the bug that allows for easy Pterodactyl-slaying)

^{* Canadian may be substituted with a Lumberjack of equal or greater value should the supply of non-fictitous Canadians prevent this}