ADVENTURERS! MtG cards!

Try these...

Karn: "Just three more CUTERABBITs, I promise!" or "I'll take ten sword bombs! Cash okay?" or "Never fear, I'll crush them easily with THE GIGANTO SWORD! I will smite all my enemies using the power of its... umm, bigness... and we will be victorious... er, once I regain my balance..." or "Thou? Is that some kind of monster?" or "Okay, here's the infiltration plan. The front will be heavily guarded, so we go around the back, over the wall, and the big red X is where we get ambushed..."...

Ardam: "You'd think destroying the planet would be more damaging..." or "Sometimes I think the laws of physics are against me." or "Wait a sec, you actually mean to talk to EVERYONE ON THE PLANET!?"...

Karashi: this or this or middle panel...

As you can tell, I got bored around comic #500. I probably missed some good ones before then too.