Hey, it's Epilogue, not Ending

Milo Wrote:My favorite has to be the innkeeper in Lufia 3.

I snuck into the inn through the (sorta hidden) back door, looted all his treasure boxes, and talked to him from behind the counter. His response? "You are the first people to enter from there. I like you. You can stay for free."

Well, he must be cognitivelly challenged, since most people who see non-employees come through the "Employee's Only" door usually yell at them to leave, or at least explain in small, monosyllabic words what "Employees Only" means...
Of course, we're also talking about worlds that regularly feature mutated animals, flying castles, walking statues, bullet-proof-but-not-sword-proof armor and people who rise from the dead more often than a George Romero movie. So, as Ardam would be "keen" to point out, logic has no place here, and any sane character won't stay that way for long.