Hey, it's Epilogue, not Ending

A Letter To Dargon and anyone else who doesn't get the geeky references:

"Pining the fjords" is a famous line off one of monty python's most famous sketches, The Dead Parrot Sketch.
In this sketch, John Cleese was fooled into buying a dead and stuffed parrot, this was apparently achieved by nailing the taxidermied parrot's feet to the little swing thing on the cage, and saying the lie that the parrot's lack of movement was to it 'having a good squawk last night', or something to that effect.
The parrot is then taken out, as cleese makes the point blunter than the bluntiest thing that's ever blunt in the history of blunt things. and basically whacks the parrot on the table, because the shopkeeper said it was sleeping.
Cleese described the parrot as "pining the fjords." and also "an EX-parrot."

Therefore, when shaventalz said Argent was pining the fjords, he meant that Argent was dead.
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The 3d4 reference is to Roleplaying, perhaps D&D in particular.
Some people wouldn't know this, but there are more than just a six sided dice, perhaps the most... valued of all dices are the 20 sided dice.

Now. in d&d and many other roleplaying games, instead of typing or saying 20 sided dice or 6 sided dice, or 4 sided dice, etc etc, they shorten it to d20/d6/d4.
When needing to roll said dice several times, they put the number of the many times they need to roll in front of it.
so if you have to roll the 6 sided dice twice, they would shorten it to "roll 2d6" or "roll two-d-sixes"

Therefore, E-mouse was telling you to roll three four sided dice, add them up together, and watch monty python for that long. if you don't have a four sided dice, i rolled 3:3:3. you would've had to watch monty python for 9 hours.

i hope this has been informative,

Sincerely,
Zunemi