Hey, it's Epilogue, not Ending

Milo Wrote:

~Shadow~ Wrote:* ~Shadow~ totally explods.

Oh, come on.  If you're not going to assert something crazy like that they only buried the body they THOUGHT was him or that he's going to come back as a zombie of justice, at least go fix your text-under-avatar.

And...  I have a thousand plot precognition points now?  Yay?

Oh, no. I have a couple quadrillion reasons he didn't die. Or stay dead. But this will have just cemented you people's unbelief. I, sadly, cannot change that.

I exploded because I realized I couldn't make you people see sense now. Or the truth. Which doesn't have to be sensiful. Which is a word.

Also, the nice people in white coats are coming to take me away.

Hahahahah.