1mana monsters

K-Army Guy: He's really a gray area even by web's terms, due to Hero Hair and other cards that actually theme around that (Ramjet Arms, Letter to the Heros, Plot this Way, Southcorp, etc.) But I'm really against multiple 1 coster synergy bonuses; at least stat ones. As I've said, I've made an effective deck using ONLY 1-costing monster K-Guy. They don't need to be more powerful in bulk, just individually.
Unless anyone objects, I think "target monster loses 3 attack" would be fine. Either way accept.

Kelar Citizen: The best idea we have given the stipulations, accept.

Skyrian Soldier: These are all shots in the dark:
End turn: heal
Target soldier gets +1/+2
Second Life:
Dark: 50%
Light: 50%
Grey: 50%
If Skyrian Soldier kills a monster, that monster is instead obliterated
15% chance target effect dizzies B speed