1mana monsters

Alright, after careful consideration, I propose a radical change:
Kelar Citizen: Gains Fairy's "If destroyed gain 1G"
Kelar seems to have a strong mana focus. I think this would be the most tasteful ability we can give Citizen.

So then Fairy:
Draw phase: If not a token, gains Decoying until end of turn.
Balance-wise, it's on par with Ian Decoy and is useful for detering dizzing stall (just as 1 example). At the same time, your opponent can still use sniping and spells on their own turn; as can you on theirs.
Flavorwise, I point to Fairy's flavor text:

The idea was how you couldn't do anything until Navi finally shut up. It's a weak connection but I like the idea at least.