1mana monsters

So why did a lot of the 1-mana monsters get crappy abilities instead of solid, popular ones?  

A lot of people liked the activatable immunity for Skyrian, but it gets the abusable (with BoS/Inquisitor + Equip Armor/Glomp), but generally not particularly useful activatable lifebar that I think nobody supported.  

The bounce/dizzy Mubble option seemed to be a winner, but instead we get the crappy 50% one-shot dizzy that still provides zero motivation for playing Mubble without the Woods, and little, if any, motivation to play the Woods.  

Gremlin's new ability, if anything, strongly encourages use with Gremlin Pit, and still cavalierly discards a wonderful opportunity for a flavorful ability that plays on what a gremlin actually is.

Kelar Citizen lacked consensus, though there was some building for +3/+3 to target dark elf, which while still very weak (it could easily be free), is still better than the useless effects-based temp life (on your own turn only, no less).

And what happened to stat changes?  Like, for instance, if Kelar Citizen's going to have a useless, pointless ability, it should be something like 16/16. If it's going to have the weak, but not completely senseless +3/+3 ability, it should be around 15/15.