Create-A-Card Competition

By the way, you should add to the criteria for this one:
"No reading the moderators' minds, and no making cards that are better than the moderators would make anyway, because any card in here will definitely not be used next year"

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4
Ninja no Narashi
Call fanatic ninja
Nerf target monster,
or target player's next
vote in the Balance
Forum counts double
(Does not stack)
40/40

10 2
7 5
Queen Kong
Call monkey
Throw Poop
53/67

Throw poop deals X damage to target monster, X= (the number of cards in your opponent's hand - the number of cards in your hand) X the number of monsters you control X 2

4
5
Tsuitachi Ninja
Call ninja
It means NOTHING!!!
1/1

(hidden:
Second Life: Control of one Kitsune needed
Damages a monster:
If that monster is dizzy
gain 37 life and draw a card)

4
5
Baka Ninja
Call ninja
:"I'm certified in marital arts by the state of Oldconsin!"
"I now pronounce you Fonzie and Shirley Temple?!"
25/35

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Hidden: Entrenching, Invisible Attack, 50% chance to fail at defending every time it defends
When Baka Ninja attacks, there is a:
- 1% chance of Baka Ninja having 50 attack.
- 3% chance of Baka Ninja simply attacking regularly with 25 attack.
- 3% chance of Baka Ninja having no attack whatsoever, but staying undizzy.
- 90% chance of Baka Ninja dizzying and doing no damage.
- 25% chance that Baka Ninja gains Spell and/or Ability immune (all three options are all 25% chances) until its owner's next draw phase.

Baka Ninja's ability dizzies a target entity. In addition, Baka Ninja undizzies on the opponent's draw phase as well. Baka Ninja's speed changes every turn, and goes up to S speed (and, of course, down to E speed). Every time you use the ability on another ninja, Shigatsu voucher entity or Shigatsu trophy, Baka Ninja gains five counters. Every time Baka Ninja uses its ability, there is a (counter)% chance that Baka Ninja will be dizzied, and a ((counter) divided by 2)% chance that Baka Ninja will be dizzy-locked.

PS the ability text is totally not a misspelling. Seriously, guys. I mean it. For reals this time. Honest.

1
10
Second Avrillian
[The picture shows an avrillian running like crazy from the fiend behind him]
Lore was made to be broken.
=Catch a Breath
[Hidden! On play : Sac = 0, On Attack or Dizzy - 90% chance to destroy self.]
[On using catch a breath, doesn't destroy, add 2 to sac, and reduce sac % by 10]
22/75

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Zero
Gaia Online
Create unique website
: Create a 30/30 Anime Nerd, Forum Troll, or Grammar Nazi in target monster slot


Hidden: Into play: Gaia Online's speed becomes , and its ability now produces Bad Post effects, which have 2:22 sac mana, and have random bad flavor text.

Zero
222
Create bad post
"leetroy5124 Wrote:
dis waz wei 2 long i no red u r a faget go chok urself
sry 4 my anglish i from taiwan"

Hidden: For each Bad Post you have on the field, all spells cost more to play for you, all abilities you use double-dizzy the monster using them, and your opponent pays more for both monsters and effects

1
Mystery Ramen
Cast spell
Dizzy target monster you control
"Get used to it, you're going into college"


Hidden: Target monster is healed and gains +0/+X%, where X is the number of monsters you have out on the field + the number of spells in your graveyard x the number of locations that were in both your decks at the start of the game. In addition, target monster gains the Teleportitis status effect, where every draw phase they have a 50% chance of moving to a random open monster slot if possible.

Hey bubble, it's been over a week now since the last update (not counting this one), can we get on with the results?

This is a tough one (seriously)...

Nacho wins for his Queen Kong card.

Forgot I won this. Ok, next round is Doomsday devices.

6
4
Freeze Ray
Create unique gun
Dizzy and dizzy-lock target monster
25% chance: Fleeting

6
4
Stun Death Ray
Create unique gun
Target monster takes 30 damage and is burned
20% chance: Fleeting
Destroyed: You take 30 damage

111
Wonderflonium
Attach substance to effect
Effect no longer dizzy-locks and any fleeting chance is reduced by 10%

11
Void Shooter
cast spell
Target a slot on the opponent's side of the field. Everything in that slot, the slots next to it, and the slot across from it and the ones next to that one are obliterated.


It obliterates 0~6 cards. :)

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14
SharkBear Knife
Create Unique Knife
4 Create Frozen Ball Of Gas In Empty Effect Slot


Zero
Zero
Frozen Ball Of Gas
Create Ball Of Gas
Destroy Frozen Ball Of Gas. Obliterate Target Entity.


Light mana, due to being an ice weapon.

Jess has my vote.

333
Archon Control Room
Move to location
If you control a mage and The Archon, you can cast doomsday spells.

8
Zero
The Archon
Create unique spaceship weapon
If at Archon Control Room: Put a doomsday spell into hand.


12
Grand Cross
Cast doomsday spell
All opponent's monsters have every negative status for 5 turns (50% chance for each).


666
Trance Ultima
Cast doomsday spell
Deals damage to all opponent's monsters = monsters in your grave * 30.


25
Tera Graviton
Cast doomsday spell
All opponent's effects and creatures are destroyed.


25
Supernova
Cast doomsday spell
All numbers on opponent's side of field are reduced by 66%. Cards removed this way are obliterated.


131313
Knights of the Round
Cast doomsday spell
13 times: Destroys a random thing of opponent's. (Monster: Destroy; Effect: Destroy; Mana: Set to zero; Grave: Obliterate 10; Deck: mill 10; Hand: discard; Life: 100 damage)


202020
The End
Cast doomsday spell
You win.
Failure: Joker Doom


I may add more later, but for now...
Spell weighting:
25% Grand Cross
25% Trance Ultima
20% Tera Graviton
15% Supernova
10% Knights of the Round
5% The End

100
Death Star
Call unique space station weapon
Destroy all other monsters, effects, locations, and players
500/500

It needs to be a weapon Serith, otherwise Exhaust Port Torpedo can't destroy it.

Fix'd!

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8
Intoxication Ray
create doomsday device
Targer monster gains (Cannot Attack) and is given type stoner
Draw Phase: All stoners gain (Cannot be Sacrificed)
End Turn: Your opponent loses 1/1/1 mana for each stoner they control


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4 4 4
Rainbow Beam!
Create effect
All monsters lost 10 attack and have a 5% chance of dizzying and not undizzying next turn


27
9
Raw Fury
Create effect
Target monster gains (Quick Hit) and (Focus) until the end of the round


66
7 7
Satellite Cannon
Call Satellite
(Entrenching)
In combat: Destroyed
80% chance to obliterate a random entity
Fail: Both players take damage equal to half of Satellite Cannon's life
0/60


12
11
Madness Ray
Create unique effect
Into Play: Location is change to The Dark Quadrant
Create Living Shadow in target monster slot


Zero
Zero
Living Shadow
(Boss)
Destroyed: A random entity is obliterated
Damages a monster: A random player discards a random card from their hand
7/83

13
5
Shadow Claw
Attach doomsday device to target monster
Monster gains +10 attack
Overflow damage done by this monster is doubled

2
3
Unstable Matter
Create Doomsday Device
Equal chance of dealing 30 damage to all monsters and destroying itself in addition to dealing 60 damage to its owner


7
10
Kindness Beam
Create Weapon
40% of gaining control of target monster, that monster gets +30/+30 and takes ten damage whenever it is dizzied
"We'll destroy them all with overwhelming kindness!"


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1 5
Sleep Ray
Create doomsday device
Target monster gains (Cannot Defend) and (Cannot Attack)
Draw/End Phase: All monsters effected by Sleep Ray have a 5% chance of losing (Cannot Defend) and (Cannot Attack)
Destroyed: All monsters effected by Sleep Ray lose (Cannot Defend and Cannot Attack)

You're really stretching the definition of doomsday device there Bubbles.

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6
Dream Engine
create effect
Target monster realizes that all of it's hopes are unlikely to be fulfilled. Change entity type to "that settled for you". They will die with the knowledge that every bit of potential they had was squandered and that in the course of human history all of their accomplishments will have meant nothing.


3
zero
Artificial Parent
call robot
"You're wasting your life."
30/30

1
English Degree.
cast spell
Lose four years of your life: gain nothing
"Someone spent years at university to end up writing this."

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Some of us have different ideas of what doomsday entails.

Doomsday Device
10
Zero
Create unique weapon device
Target monster's stats are set to 100000/100000