Create-A-Card Competition

sXeAndriex Wrote:1
English Degree.
cast spell
Lose four years of your life: gain nothing
"Someone spent years at university to end up writing this."

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Some of us have different ideas of what doomsday entails.

200200200
MFA in Creative Writing
Create degree
: 10% chance to generate one
mana of a random color.
"If he'd invested more time and money in a better degree
he could've been paid for it."

5
BA in English
cast spell
Opponent's monsters engage in a musical number(they are dizzied)
"What would you do, with a BA in English?
What is my life going to beeeeeeeeeeee?
Four years of college, and plenty of knowledge
have earned me this useless degreeeeeeeeee..."



1
zero
Kenyan Mangrove Crab
Call crab
(speed summon)
: Destroy target Solid Snake
"Crab Battle!"
1/1

6
6
A Bit of Originality
Create effect
If a completely, 100% new
fantasy card is created,
its creator loses the game
"I bit of originality won't
kill you! Or would it?"

5
zero
Uninspired
create device
: Summons an incarnation of "Chaos" in target slot


5
5
rpgamer8705
call unique fanboy gamer
"Fuck you, and fuck your fandom"
55/55

62
10
ChaosEX
call unique mage
Draw Phase: All other monsters gain +X/+X, where X is a number between -25 and 100
"Let the fun begin"
100/100

7
10
OrderlyChaos
call unique paladin
(DL 0%)
"I'm Bored"
80/100

3
zero
random_newb
call unique CMCer
: Obliterate all slimes
25/35


Edit: I just noticed, how long have I been a Chaos General? Effin sweet.

3 7
6 4
Orbital Tofu Ray
Create Satelilite Weapon Failure effect
Turn target entity into Tofu.
"No! Wait! My inventions must not be used for peace!" - Docter X


0 0
2 2
Tofu
create tofu effect
Destroy this entity, heal target monster.
"That much tofu will feed millions of famine stricken Africans for decades!"


0 0
2 2
Tofu
create tofu monster
Can't Attack/Defend
Destroy this entity, heal target monster.
"That much tofu will feed millions of famine stricken Africans for decades!"
0/10

4
Killer Tofu
cast spell
Woo-eeee-ooo

Large Hadron Collider
666
Zero
Create unique device
Maintenance
Dizzy target entity, a random
other entity is dizzied. (Failure: Lose all mana)
"No, not the Large HARDON Collider."


(Hidden: Chance to create either a Strangelet, Black Hole, Higgs boson, or do nothing.)

Strangelet
Zero
Zero
Call strangelet
(Cannot be sacrificed)
Into play: Obliterate all other entities.
Whenever another entity comes into play, it is obliterated.
0/1

Black Hole
Zero
Zero
Call black hole
Into play: Move to opponent's side if there is room,
all entities in a slot touching Black Hole are destroyed.
If an entity comes into play in a slot connected to Black
Hole it is destroyed.
0/1

Higgs Boson
Zero
Zero
Call unique particle
The next entity played this turn or the next spell cast this turn
is free.
0/1

10
10
America, United States of
call unique Country
:(Freedom Blaster) Target country is dizzied and doesn't undizzy next turn
200/200


7
8
China
call unique country
Draw Phase: Gains 20 attack
End Turn: Gains 10 life
150/150

10
10
Russia
call unique country
: Counter spell and abilities that resolve after this one on the stack (failure: cancel effect of previous counter)
"In Soviet Russia, noun verbs you"
200/200



9 9 9
Nuclear Holocaust
cast spell
Requires at least three undizzy countries in play: Both players lose the game. All observers lose the game. Everyone loses the game. Points are distributed accordingly.



5 6
4 4
Canada
call unique country
[entrenching]
: Target monster is healed
100/100

For some reason, Canada having entrenching makes me lol.

Also... >_> @ Nuclear Holocaust.

Switzerland
1
2
Create unique country
Generates

3
Solar Death Ray
Cast spell
Both players take 3X damage, lose X/2 dark mana, put the top X/4 cards of their deck into their graveyard, discard X/5 cards, lose X, all effects with a mana cost less than X/10 are obliterated, all monsters take 5X damage where X is
your mana total
Lose all

Xagar's spells were pretty cool, so I'm going to say he wins this one.

Paging Dr. Xagar, Dr. Xagar to the CACC, Dr. Xagar.

Well, since the next round hasn't started yet...

5
6
Mexico
call unique country
: Target America gains 10 life, and Mexico loses 10 life
[Hidden]
10% chance to create an Unemployed American in a random slot
120/120

zero
zero
Vatican City
call unique country
Vatican City is destroyed: Opponent discards
5/5

Zero
Zero
My Home Town
Move to crappy location
No Effect
"Wow...my home town really sucks."

10 10 10
AMURKA
Move to Location
All Americans gain +25/-5. All Americans gain (Speed Summon) and (Quick Hit) but cannot be undizzied by spells or abilities. All non-Americans gain -10/+5.

We do love our guns. And I'm ticked at this forum redesign because it makes my mana count images incorrect.

Sorry, sorry!

This week's theme is....things that produce light.

Lamp
Zero
Zero
Create effect
Produces light

3
zero
Fluorescent Lamp
create effect
generates
Solar powered entities are treated as if 1 power was being produced