Create-A-Card Competition

Cardshark
12
13
Call sharkman
(Entrenching)
6 Destroy monster with 60 life or less, draw two cards.
76/67


Poolshark
8
Zero
Call sharkman
Into play: Change location to Public Swimming Pool
50/56

Zero
Public Swimming Pool
Draw Phase: All humanoids you control take 10 damage.
End turn: If neither player controls a sharkman, location is changed to plains.

Jabberjaw
5
7
Call unique shark
All sharkmen have +5/+5
If a location or Territory is in play: Sharks and sharkmen gain, (Cannot Attack)
No respect!
40/65

Frogman Shark
3
4
Call unique superhero
All sharks get +5/+5 until the end of the round: Deep Dive is added to your hand
18/18

Gunther Hardwicke
7
4 4
Call unique former sharkman villain
All monsters take 20 damage
60/35

Shark
10
7
Call unique sharkman villian
(AKA Karshon)
Draw Phase: Show the names of cards in your opponent's hand
End Phase: All (Facedown) cards are revealed
If Shark is able to attack during your attack phase, he must
Cannot be dizzied
85/75

Street Sharks
6
2
Create unique 90s television series
5 Create Street Shark in target monster slot

Ripster
zero
zero
Call unique sharkman
(AKA John Bolton)
The bottommost effect in your deck is put on top, draw a card
33/36

Jab
zero
zero
Call unique sharkman
(AKA Clint Bolton)
(Cannot Defend)
Attacks: Jab is dizzied and doesn't undizzy next drawphase
66/76

Streex
zero
zero
Call unique sharkman
(AKA Robert "Bobby" Bolton, Jr.)
Streex gets -5/-5: Target monster takes damage equal to half of Streex combined attack and life
35/35

Big Slammu
zero
zero
Call unique sharkman
(AKA Coop Bolton)
All enemy monsters are dizzied and take ten damage
End Turn: Big Slammu dizzies and doesn't undizzy next turn
(Quick Hit)
(Invisible Attack)
Seismic Slam
70/70

I'll just note that I thought Street Sharks had an awesome premise with a terrible delivery...

To prove to masa it's totaly possible to make an anti-rush kemono loli,

3
zero
Sharkloli
Call sharkman
Sharkloli has zero attack
: Destroy target monster with a mana cost of 2 or less
0/60

Why is a loli type man? That's wrong on two obvious counts.

Try type shark girl. Or maybe mermaid (because I've no idea what your suggestion would look like aside from something mermaidy or nereidy).

a loli can be a HUman so why not a SHARKman?

Species hating mofo.

Fishman is as gender neutral as human, monkey, or rhino. You're starting to sound like those militant feminists masa, always trying to make it herstory and whatnot.

isn't loli with guys called something else?

if so then masa would be right for correcting you

what you did would be like calling a doe a stag

You're thinking of shota, young boys NOLDER. And you're half right. A doe is a female dear, and a stag is a male dear, but they're both still deer, and I'm in the right calling them as such.

yes
but sharkloli and sharkshota translate to sharkgirl and sharkman right?
all masa is saying is the type should be sharkgirl because the name is sharkloli and not sharkshota

we don't call female humans huwomans

I'm just saying, if there was a card that affected type "man", it'd... okay, never mind, let's just say I do call them huwomans (the "uw" and "man" parts being silent).

we don't call female sharks sharkman either
it should either be gender neutral (shark) or correct for the name (sharkgirl)

Sharkman is an all encompassing title, similar to bonobo or shark. And like bonobos and sharks, and most other animals, there isn't a separate name for the different genders. Sharkman is gender neutral.There is no such thing as "sharkwoman", just "female sharkman". Also, it would mess with synergy.

yes but the card itself is specific
SHARKLOLI
it seems odd when you try to mix specifics and generalities

There are too many odd synergies in this game. Gods that should be clerics, lamps that should be lamp devices, and vampires that should be horrors. Interesting and unique types like "legion" "sharkloli" are fine, and add a little fun to the game, but only when they don't interfere with synergy.

synergy is nice but not everything needs it

No, but it's imporntant not to go out of your way to destroy it. If a card has an obvious synergy, it's more imporntant that it get that synergy than for it to have a fun type like vampire or loli.

Which is why I gave my sharkmen type humanoid sharks.

wait
what?
destroy what synergy?
what synergy does the type sharkman have?

They should all be FISH SOLDIERS!