Create-A-Card Competition

Zero (dark)
Spite
Cast spell
(Requires: 4 other cards in hand)
Discard your hand, destroy target monster



Zero (light)
Divine Intervention
Cast spell
(Requires: 3 monsters)
Destroy all monsters you control,
gain life equal to half your current life



Zero (grey)
Kick
Cast spell
(Requires: A monster with feet)
Target monster takes 10 damage

Zero
Would You Be Mine

Cast spell
30 life: Gain control
of target monster

Yeah, that's totally
not overpowered

Zero
Draining Victory
Cast Spell
(Required: Three entities of the target's same type together costing at least half of target entity)
All entities of target entity's card type that you control are destroyed along with target entity
"Well, at least he's dead"


Zero
SURPRISE!
Cast Spell
30 Life: The next monster played is undizzied upon playing


Zero
Blood Warp
Cast Spell
Destroy target monster, lose life equal to target monster's attack and life combined
"Is that a warp gate made of blood?"


Zero
Mana Evaporation
Cast Spell
You lose all your mana and have a 50% chance to lose life equal to your mana lost x2
All of your opponent's generators are obliterated and your opponent has a 10% chance to lose all of their mana and lose life equal to all mana lost as a result of this spell
"Where's the beefmana?"


Zero
Serious Consequences
Cast Spell
(Requires: At least 150 life)
Lose two-thirds of your life, all cards on the field, in both players' hands, and in the discard pile are all obliterated and both players discard five cards from their deck before drawing a new hand, neither player can lose due to discarding as a result of this spell (if it would cause them to draw from an empty deck, they do not discard any cards)
(Failure: Lose half your life)
"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing"


Zero
Sympathy Swap
Cast Spell
(Requires: More life than your opponent)
You and your opponent swap life points
"ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?"


10 points to whoever can guess where the last flavor text is from.
I'll give you a hint: "So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

Zero
Seduction
A random monster you control loses 30 life, if the randomly targeted monster's life is not <=30 this ability fails: Target monster is dizzied.


Zero
Aggression
Both players and all monsters take 20 damage, all monsters gain 15 attack


Zero
Last Resort
Your life is reduced to one: (You can only target one thing with this ability) Target effect is obliterated, target monster can no longer be undizzied naturally, target player cannot activate spells or abilities for two rounds

Enatai Wrote:10 points to whoever can guess where the last flavor text is from.

King of The Hill. Hank was quoting his old coach and trying to make Peggy feel better about sucking in the first round of her boggle tournament. It ended up making her feel worse and she started crying (harder?). Then Hank felt bad. A better question is why do I know all of this?

Because King of the Hill is a fucking awesome show.

That's why.

EDIT: Also bubbleman wins. Mainly for Leech, it's a little underpowered I think, but it's still a really cool idea.

New theme: Demons. Any card that has something to do with the demon type is welcome.

Lucifer
16
6
Call Unique Demon
Whenever a monster dies (regardless of whether it was a token or not) Lucifer gains +6/+6, and if you have space, create a Demon Follower with attack of the monster that just died with a life of 6.
66/66

Demon Follower (Base Stats)
Zero
Zero
Call Demon Follower
Maintenance: 6 life
66/6

Succubus
9
9
Call Demon
Steal Target monster, that monster loses half it's life every draw phase. If life of target monster is 10 or less, monster is destroyed on your draw phase.
30/60

Demon Hunter
10
10
Call Demon Gunner
(DG Damage 50%)
Target monster takes 20 damage, and 20 additional damage if target monster is a demon.
45/55

Hell Hound
3
4
Call Demon
Damages a monster: That monster is burned.
36/8

Demon Pit
4
5
Create Territory
Create Mini-Demon in target slot


Mini-Demon
1
2
Call Demon
18/8

Pits of Hell
6
Move to Location
Draw phase:
All non-demons are burned and take 10 damage

Burn In Hell
17
Cast Spell
All non-demons and all non-dark effects are destroyed

6 Gary
Call Assistant Demon
If Lucifer is in play, Gary gains +20/+20.
Destroy Gary: Lucifer takes Gary's attack as damage.
"And this is one of my most venomous demons, Gary."
50/40

This won't make sense unless you get the reference.

44
33
Shigatsu Spoiler
Call ??? demon
Cost that's not
been used before: Ability
that's been almost used
before but with a twist
"Punny one-liner"
34/62

hmm..
i wonder what the cost'll be...
costs that HAVE been used before would be...

-dizzy self (nearly all ability users)
-dizzy target X (khrima, gossip fairy, ect)
-dizzylock self (baron diamond)
-destroy self (mind burrower)
-destroy X (slime wall, dr amp)
-reduce attack and life (ooze)
-mana (G, L, D, DLG, DG)
-turn skip (Renzokutai Ninja)
-discard (karashi)
-mill (N/G not a monster though)
-lifepoints (dirlend)
-damage monster you control (melrak inq.)
-damage self (goblin)
-transform? (gargoyle)
-bounce (mubble)
-lose ability? (axion)
-give to opponent (warpbird)
-remove counter (tradership)
-power (Eradicator)

these are all the ones i could think of
some of them might not actually be costs
i wasn't really sure

i've no idea what masa could mean by almost used before

7
Cursed Blade
Attach weapon to monster
Gains type Demon, has +30 attack
Kills a monster: gains 30 attack and 30 life
[Maintenance: 30 life]

5
Blood Oath
Cast Spell
Destroy target monster
you control: a 70/70 Pit Demon is created
under your control


zero
zero
Pit Demon
Call Demon
Draw Phase: all other monsters you control take 20 damage
End phase: If you control no other monsters, Pit Demon is obliterated
70/70

3
Soul Siphon
Cast spell
All monsters take 9 damage, target demon gains
20 attack for each monster destroyed this way

3
Zero
The Hoard
Create Unique Effect
Demons have 30% more attack
and gain (Can't Defend)

1
2
Flesh Hound
Call Demon
(Invisible Attack)
15/1

3
3
Imp
Call Demon
Target monster takes 5 damage
30/25


2 2
3 3
Pick of Destiny
Create Unique Weapon
Destroy target demon you
control with mana cost >2, add 1 to cnt
End Turn: If cnt is >4 opponent takes 100 damage and cnt is reset


5
Hellfire
Cast Spell
Target nondark monster takes 25 damage
if the monster would be destroyed
and you control a demon, obliterate it instead

4 4
Zero
Devil in Disguise
Call Demon Cleric
Damages opponent: Heals
Switch attack and defense
(Failure: Dizzy)
60/15

8
10
Tower of Dread
Whenever a demon is destroyed
put a counter on Tower of Dread
2 All demons gain +X/+X
until end of turn where X is the number
of counters on Tower of Dread

5
Dark Aura
Attach modifier to monster
Gains 35 life, has 35 extra
attack and Draw phase:
all non-demon type monsters
you control take 20 damage

zero
Third Eye
Attach modifier to monster
Gains type demon
: Show the names of
cards in target player's
hand


2
2nd Mouth
Attach modifier to monster
Gains type demon
Obliterate target monster
with 10 or less lifepoints and Opponent
takes 10 damage

5
zero
Abalam
call unique demon
Into Play: Lose 15 life
Draw Phase/End Phase: Lose 15 life
Each time this card causes a player to lose life, it gains one counter.
Lose 2 cnt: gain 1
31/31


7
zero
Abyzou
call unique demon
Destroy creature that was brought into play during this turn
19/13


7
zero
Agares
call unique demon
Target player gains one random effect destroyer in hand
50/20


It's only spells and no entity destruction.

5
zero
Lesser Key
call unique tome
Player takes damage equal to the number of demons they have in play X15: Demons gain +5 attack


And they're all accurate! ...ok, not that last one. ...probably.

hmmm

8
zero
Demon of the Screamin'

call unique Rockstar demon
All followers have type fan while demon of the screamin is in play
fan's get +10 attack for each counter on them
: Live show(put a counter on all your fans)
50/50

5
Cursed Trident
Attach weapon to demon
Damages a monster:
All other enemy monsters
take half of this monsters
attack in damage

rounds should really be given a set time limit so if the judge goes inactive the game doesn't end
though i dunno how you'd select the new judge in that case

Usually a post asking that the cards be judged suffices. And on that note, Andriex wins for mainly Abyzou, but the other ones are cool too.