Create-A-Card Competition

I disagree to an extent. I think it's significantly better against monsters, but of course, it can't target the player. But in the right deck (AKA, one that uses undizziers), I could see it actually being a viable option. Either way, it doesn't matter that much.

Noodle wins.

More cards like Dethstrik Locust.

You mean cards who have synergy with other copies of themselves?

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3
Kid Sister
Call Little Sister
Dizzy all other undizzy Kid
Sisters you own: target sister
gains +5/5 for each
20/20

3
4
Holy Helper
Call Cleric
Dizzy all other undizzy
Holy Helpers you own: gain 10 life for each
15/40

4
5
Body of the Fallen
Call skeleton horror
Dizzy all other
undizzy Bodies of of the Fallen
you own: Target player takes
15 damage for each
40/20

No more entries?

11
11
Amateur Musician
Call bard
Dizzy all other Amateur Musicians, target monster loses 5 attack for each.
10/15

type BARD

222
222
Loli Ninja
Call ninja Sister
Dizzy all other undizzy
Loli Ninjas you own: Gain :
for each
40/40

10
12
Ancient Dragon
Call Dragon
Dizzy all other
undizzy Ancient Dragons you own:
Draw 3 cards for each one
69/69

Zero
Zero
Gintaras
Call hero
(D Damage 50%)
Draw/End Turn: Stats set to X/X, where X is the number of other Gintrases on the field times seven +1.
This monster cannot attack your opponent.
0/5000

2 1
1 1
ZFF Tazer
Call ship weapon
Target monster is dizzied for X turns, where X is the number of other ZFF Tazers you control.
6/14

2 1
1 1
Dethstrik Smoke Screen
Call ship device
X monsters your opponent controls are dizzied, where X is the number of other Dethstrik Smoke Screens you control.
7/3

22
Zero
Dethstrik Roach
call pirate space ship
(Face Down)
(Second Life: 6 life)
Destroyed in combat: All
other Roaches dizzy and
gain 6 attack for each
36/16

21
Dethstrik Inhibitor
attach trap device to entity
When this entity dizzies,
all other entities with
Dethstrik Inhibitor attached
to them are dizzied

Damn, I was hoping for more entries.

Ah well. This time's winner is Nacho.

To celebrate summer, the next round is snow, ice, and other frozen stuff.

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1
Snow Cone
Call Food
Destroy self, gain life
equal to total stats combined
7/7

Avalanche!
8
Cast spell
Target dizzied monster
is destroyed.


Abominable Snowman
8
5
Call yeti
Maintenance 2
65/100

Deep Freeze
6
Cast spell
Dizzy target undizzy monster,
target dizzy monster does not
undizzy next turn -OR- target monster
that will not undizzy next turn is
destroyed.


Frostbite
3
Cast spell
Target dizzied monster
takes 30 damage.


Hailstorm
5
Cast spell
All monsters take
20 damage.

3
Cold Shoulder
cast spell
Target monster is dizzied
and loses 10 attack
[sXeAndriex] Look, it's Jess!
* sXeAndriex is now known as sXeAway
[Jessica_Stryker] ...

21
Heart of Ice

Attach modifier to monster
Monster cannot be burned or charmed and gets +0/+25.

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42
Frost Elemental

Call elemental
When an entity uses an ability on this monster, that entity does not undizzy normally next turn.
44/61

7
Cast Frost Storm

Cast spell
Create Frost Storm that lasts until the end of your next turn in target effect slot.


Zero
Zero
Frost Storm

Create effect
Whenever a monster attacks, it can't attack for two turns.

13 13
Absolute Zero

Cast spell
You take 100 damage. All monsters are obliterated. (Failure: You take 100 damage. Dizzy all monsters.)


36
Niflheim
Move to location
Draw phase: Spike all your creatures until the beginning of your next turn.

3
4
Barbegazi
Call gnome
This monster cannot be damaged by the effect of Mountain Range.
30% chance to prevent the next damage done to target monster, 50% chance to view the top five cards of your opponent’s deck, 70% chance to view your opponent’s hand
20/30

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8
Jötunn
Call giant
Into Play: Location changed to Mountain Range
5 Destroy Target monster, gain +40%X/+20%Y, where X is Jötunn’s attack and Y is the destroyed monster’s life.
120/40

715
613
Yeti
Call unique snow ape
Attacks opponent directly: Opponent discards a card
Attacks a monster: The top five cards of your opponent’s deck are discarded
Target monster takes 50 damage and can’t attack for the next three turns
65/65

21
4
Ymir
Call unique frost giant
(Cannot be Sacrificed)
Destroyed: Each of your opponent’s monsters has a 80% chance of being destroyed, create Eagle in target monster slot, all other empty monster slots you control are filled with snow dwarves
Heal Target monster, gain life equal to the amount of damage healed
50/30

Zero
Zero
Snow Dwarf
Call dwarf
Destroyed while on defense: The monster Snow Dwarf is destroyed by gains (Cannot Attack)
Destroyed while on offense: The monster Snow Dwarf is destroyed by gains (Cannot Defend)
14/14


1111
Zero
Yuki-onna
Call unique snow woman
(Invisible Attack)
Attacked: All battle damage is reduced to zero, and the attacking monster is spiked
If Blizzard Aftermath is in play, Yuki-onna has (Touch of Death: 90%)
Target attacking monster attacks Yuki-onna (if free to defend), if you do not control a Blizzard Aftermath, create one in target effect slot.
45/55

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5
Wendigo
Call demon horror
Maintenance: 95 life (only if brought into play the same turn Cannabalize was used on a monster)
If Cannabalize was used on a monster this turn, Wendigo is free to play.
End turn: If Wendigo didn’t kill a monster this turn, it is destroyed
Destroy target monster and gain +X/+X where X is the destroyed monster’s combined attack and life divided by four.
70/30

So it dies unless you have an undizzier? =\

One of those cards seems somewhat out of place...

@Xagar: Yeah. But it works best with a re-usable undizzyer either way.