Phase 11: Cold Welcome; Part 1: Toronto Chainsaw Massacre

Yea, but there's more to projectile trees than just hurling any ol' spruce or oak, you have to find the right tree to hurl at your opponent. Unfortunately, given the random and often chaotic nature of, erm, nature, finding that perfect projectile tree is difficult.
If by chance you do, part of you doesn't want to because you know once you throw it, it won't be the perfect projectile tree anymore; it'll just be so much more timber littering the landscape.